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Funny Valentine's Day Computer Wallpaper Cell Phone Widescreen Simpsons Cartoon, Disney Mickey Mouse & more:
Simpsons Romantic Valentine Wallpaper:
Decorate your computer desktop or cell phone with that world renowned lover Homer Simpson and his sexy squeeze with the big blue hair Marge Simpsons; Valentine wallpapers staring the king and king of cartoon romance the Simpsons!
Disney Minnie & Mickey Mouse Valentine Wallpaper:
Classic Valentines, Minnie & Mickey Mouse lifetime sweethearts pine away in loving bliss, this Disney desktop wallpaper available for download in four sizes cell phone background and computer desktop wallpaper free for Valentine’s Day.
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Romantic Date Video Romantic Sleigh Ride Bud Lite Commercial A hilarious Bud Lite Romantic Valentine Date Commercial Video; what starts as perfect Valentine Date ends in hilarity. Wait till you see what this beautiful babe gets on this date besides a Bud Lite. Watch this funny Bud Light Romantic Commercial online for free; funny Valentine's Day Entertainment from crazywebsite. VIEW ALL VIDEOS |
Serious Love Poem for Valentine's Day
Everytime I Look At The Stars
I gazed in your eyes,
Such a beautiful blue;
My heart whispered to me,
And that’s right when I knew;
The waves had ceased crashing,
On the sand at our feet;
Time had stopped passing,
My search was complete;
I finally discovered,
What I'd known all along;
A mystery uncovered,
That just couldn't be wrong;
It wasn't our first kiss,
Nor' the day that we met;
But I realized something,
I will never forget;
With the stars shining brightly,
From high up above;
I'd one word to describe it,
That word, is love
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I knew then these feelings,
For my sweetheart were true;
The man of my dreams,
And my soulmate, is you.
I think of it every time,
That I look at the stars;
This memory is mine,
But that moment was
OURS.
- Stephanie Lumley -
What do you say to an Alien from outer space should you meet one? If the Alien visitor is carrying a box of candy and flowers maybe you should say "I love you". Just in case your Extraterrestrial friend doesn't speak English here is how to how to say "I love you" in over 60 languages!
How to say "I LOVE YOU" in different languages.
Cómo decir "Te amo!" en otros idiomas.
Things to do during an alien abduction date:
* Pee everywhere; That stuff is messy in zero gravity.
* Push heaps of buttons on the control panel of the mother-ship.
* Find bio-samples from other planets and let them roam free.
* Pretend to be dead, then when they get close, scream in their face.
*Make cow noises
Geek Love Machine
Are you a geek with questions about love, your lover or your love life? Now for all you geeks in need of geeky love advice, there is the Geek Love Machine. The Geek Love Machine is programmed to provide all the answers about your love life but comes with this disclaimer: Every effort has been made to insure that the Geek Love Machine™ is properly programmed. Unfortunately, freak encounters with random cosmic rays may occasionally upset the GLM 2020, electronically clouding its judgement somewhat. Please take this into account before going on any blind dates, cancelling any marriages, or giving your real e-mail address to a new chatline acquaintance .
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Alien Song, Cartoon Alien Singing I Will Survive
Your Spacecraft has landed and you've got a Valentine's Day present for your sexy Alien girlfriend, a skimpy negligee and Valentines themed thong panties but this unforgiving extraterrestrial babe has a bad attitude and she will sing you a song "I Will Survive", but will the one-eyed extraterrestrial beauty survive? You should watch this very funny video with a hilarious cartoon Alien singing "I Will Survive", watch this video online and have a great laugh and find out if this outer space Alien beauty survives or not!
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Funny Valentine's Day Computer Wallpaper:
Crazy Cupid Valentine Wallpaper:
Maybe your signigicant other is a computer, for Valentine’s Day a gift of this funny cupid in a sky of clouds and rainbows computer wallpaper desktop background is perfect!
Vintage Beautiful Girl & Song of Solomon Lyrics:
Vintage beautiful girl photo with Song of Solomon text from the bible about Hearts and Love wallpaper desktop background is a perfect computer Valentine Gift!
Funny Printable Valentine's Day Cards for Kids:
Funny Valentine Cards to Print:
Humorous Valentine's Day Cards for your printer. These are funny cards for kids, all of them space themed many classic 50's and 60's Valentines Cards, all are printable so they can be used for your kids to exchange these printable Valentines Cards with their friends…
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They Came from Outer Space! Alien visitors with flowers and candy; coming for love:
Free Funny Space Alien Valentine Clipart and Weird Alien Valentine gif Animations:
Space Alien Visitor Valentines, Free Space Alien Valentine Clipart, Cartoon Alien Visitor with Flowers Space Valentine Background, Cartoon Alien Valentine Animations and more Valentine's Day stuff...
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Stupid Cupid New Online Valentine's Day Game
Stupid Cupid Online Flash Valentine Game; play this Online Flash Valentine's Day Game Stupid Cupid for free! Play this online Valentine's Day Game Stupid Cupid and become a full fledged cupid.
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Looking for some funny, crazy, wierd or nasty love poetry for your Valentine? These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so Are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
How about these silly love poems I found on some crazy cards at BadCupid.com?
From your toes up to your septum,
I guess I like your panties best--
I'm sorry that I stretched'em.
(Greg Preece)
I love you despite
the hair on your ass,
The fat in your stomach
and when you pass gas.
Though your breath can be foul
and kisses so-so,
I can still close my eyes
and pretend you're J.Lo
. (Andy Krakowski)
YOUR ASSESTS ARE DELIGHTFUL
YOUR BEAUTY'S NOT DEBATABLE
BUT WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU BEST
IS THAT YOUR NOT INFLATABEL.
(DOUG FINNEY)
If you liked these funny love poems you will like this Valentine's Day Website:
BadCupid.com the other side of Valentine's Day,Funny Valentine's Day website with lots more funny and nasty Valentine's Day Cards, poetry and other crazy Valentine's Day stuff.
There's Love Poems and there's Love Songs but no verse will get your Valentine Love to swoon like the loving lyrics from "Weird Al" Yankovic in his love song "You Make Me Even Worse, and stuff".
You make me want to bang my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me want to buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something strange about you
baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me...you make me...you make me
That's what you do to me
You make me want to hide a weasel in my shorts
You make me want to phone home.
You make me want to write a dozen book reports
Then pack myself in styrofoam
Sometime you make me want to build a model of the
Effil Tower out of Belgium Waffles
You make me...you make me...you make me
That's what you do to me
That's what you do...that's what you do
That's what you do to me
You make my want to hang out in a trailer park
Then take my hamster to the beach
You make me want to do my laundry in the dark
And use a recommended bleach
When I'm with you I don't know whether I
should study neurosurgery or go to see the
Care Bears Movie
You make me...you make me...you make me
That's what you do to me
That's what you do...that's what you do
That's what what you do to me
That's what you do to me..that's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
You make me want to break the laws of time and space
You make me want to eat pork
You make me want to staple bagels to my face
Then remove 'em with a pitchfork
You know there's something quite unusual about you
but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it.
More Funny "Weird Al" Yankovic: More funny "Weird Al" Yankovic Stuff.
Free Online Love Calculators:
Love Calculator Instructions:
Input 2 names and press the go button...
For entertainment only and this Love Calculator or website stores no names or personal information.
The internet is cluttered with "Love Calculators," Love Calculators are little applications that will take the input of only names and output the chances of success that people with those names will have of maintaining a romantic relationship. All of these Love Calculators come with a disclaimer are factually unreliable and are for entertainment purposes only. Most Love Calculators are kind of boring powered by simple java applets or similar kind of like this one:
How to keep Valentine roses fresh: Did your Valentine honey give you a last minute gift of cut flowers? Read this article about how to care for cut flowers and make that Valentine Gift last. Maybe next Valentine's Day you'll get diamonds for a gift, they last forever…
Dear John/Jane
Letter Generator
Kick your love to the curb for Valentine's Day! You can save a substantial amount of change on Valentine's Day if you just dump your love! Here is a Dear John letter generator to assist you and expedite the task. This is a very funny letter generator but your love provably won't appreciate the results.
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Funny Valentine's Day Friendship Ecard! I Like You |
 Friendship Ecard Funny E-Card for friends or lovers: funny monkeys and other jungle animals singing a hilarious song called I LIKE YOU; this funny valentine animation will crack you up; a great e-card for your valentine or friend! |
NEW: Great Redneck Valentine's Day Gift Idea! |
 Hilarious Redneck Tank Top" Hey partner herez a great Valentine's Day gift idea, get yer Hillbilly honey one of these Redneck Girls Tank Tops; why not go fer the whole shootin match and get yer cousin the matching Hillbilly crotchless girls panties too! If yer lookin for creative romantic gift ideas this is it, some Hillbilly lingerie!!!, redneck girls tank top with matching crotchless panties! |
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LovePoemsandQuotes.com
Romantic love poems, love quotes, famous quotes, friendship poems, etc. Free love poetry contest. THE online Love Poems and Romantic Quotes resource.
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VirtualKiss.com
Kissing is all they are about at VirtualKiss.com; you can send an ekiss (e-kiss), print kiss coupons, and play kissing games. THE online kissing resource.
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Free Myspace Valentine Layouts and Graphics; deck out your myspace with free Valentine's Day myspace stuff from freeglitters.com:
Cool Valentine's Day myspace layouts, graphics and stuff for your myspace...
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Great Valentine's Day Gift Ideas!
A hilarious commercial; this guy is taking his dog for a walk in the park and enjoying a tasty homemade brownie when this sexy girl comes along walking her dog too; he gives her a seductive smile. Does true love strike and hot lusty romance ensue?
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