Best pages from a Blonds Year 2007 Diary.

January 2007

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February 2007

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March 2007

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April 2007

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May 2007

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June 2007

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July 2007

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August 2007

Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September 2007

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October 2007

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November 2007

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December 2007

Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

The Incredible Fly
This is an amazing video which shows some guy, Japanese I believe, who appears to hypnotize flies and they perform some astonishing tricks. Very funny, astonishing, astounding, and beyond belief online video.
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Looking for some funny pictures?
Sponge Bob in girls' panties. What is Sponge Bob doing wearing girls panties? I havn't a clue I just ran across this funny picture and Sponge Bob cracks me up this crazy picture is funny and a little weird.
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New Year 2008 Clipart

Playing with Fire 2
Play "Playing with Fire 2" Game Online
I wanted to start the New Year 2008 out with a bang; I found this fun explosives game, "Playing with Fire 2". This can be a multiplayer game; Dynamite your friend before he blows you up or play solo against computer generated opponents.
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Wish your friends Happy New Year 2008 in many other languages

How to Say "Happy New Year" in many languages:
Lots of fun New Year 2008 Stuff at this New Year Mega Site including How to Say "Happy New Year" in many languages.
www.theholidayspot.com

New Year 2008 Myspace layouts:
New Years Party

Happy New Years Stars myspace layouts - FreeCodeSource.com
Happy New Years Stars Myspace Layouts, Myspace Happy New Years Stars Layouts, Happy New Years Stars Layouts For Myspace
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THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of De bris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the 2007 winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

BEST 2007
COUNTRY SONGS:
Top 12 Country Western
songs of 2007:

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.

10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid she'd win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like you're Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

Tags: list country western songs music 2007

100 years ago...

When the New Year 2008 rolls in it's fun to reflect on what important things happened and what changes have occurred in 2007 but its truly amazing when consider what it was like 100 years ago. Here are some interesting facts and U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907, just imagine 100 years ago...

• The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old.


• Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S had a bathtub.


• Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.


• A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost $11.


• There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads


• The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.


• Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California; with a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.


• The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!


• The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents per hour.


• The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year.


• A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
  a dentist made $2,500 per year,
  a veterinarian $1,500 per year,
  and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.


• More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME.


• Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in thepress AND the government as "substandard."


• Sugar cost four cents a pound.
  Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
  Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.


• Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.


• Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.


• Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
  1. Pneumonia and influenza
  2. Tuberculosis
  3. Diarrhea
  4. Heart disease
  5. Stroke


• The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.


• The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!


• Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea hadn't been invented yet.


• There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.


• Two out of every 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.


• Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.


• Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."


• There were only about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!

Interisting Website about
the wonders in the U.S.A. :

The 7 Wonders of the U.S.A. -
This site has a page for each state and specifies 7 wonders for each state; you can then there are links to view each "wonder" with aerial views from Google Maps. Interesting and Cool website; what are the seven wonders in your state?
7wonders.usa.googlepages.com

The Funniest Quote of 2007:
Comming Soon!

50 Best Websites of 2007

Top 5 Websites for 2007 from TIME:

Funny quotes from President George Bush;
Here are my favorite Bushisms:

BEST BLONDE JOKE
OF THE YEAR 2007

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

Official Crazy Frog
Crazy Frog Videos, Crazy Frog Websites, buy Crazy Frog Posters CD's and Stuff. Everything Crazy Frog!
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"Thought Screen Helmet"
to Stop Alien Mind Control:

Protect yourself from
Alien Mind Control and
Abduction to UFOs by Aliens
Tired to of being abducted by Aliens? Are the UFO's in your neighborhood and the Aliens are controlling your thoughts? Help is here! This "how to" website gives detailed easy instructions to construct a "Thought Screen Helmet" which will not only keep the Aliens from getting into your head and controlling you thoughts but the Aliens can't transport you to their UFO when you are wearing this inexpensive easy to construct and highly fashionable Thought Screen Helmet. Stop being abducted to UFO's and having your mind controlled by Aliens build yourself a Thought Screen Helmet today!
www.stopabductions.com

Things Comming Soon to CrazyWebsite.com

• Photo Gallery of Amazingly Beautiful Carved Watermelons
• Links to Fruit Carving Websites with Tutorials
• New Flash Games to Play Online
• Some Donald Duck and Chipmunk Cartoons
• more Crazy Clipart
• a gallery of classic 60's space themed Christmas cards
• lots more free clip art
• more Weird Al Yankovic White & Nerdy
• origional free myspace layouts
• crazy flash websites
• free galleries
• free joke of the day
• crazy pictures
• crazy videos

"Bazaar Cloud Formations" Photo Gallery:

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Valuca's Photosite
Strange Cloud Formations Photo Gallery
A most amazing gallery of incredible cloud formations, be patient this website page has many photographs and take a while to download but these cloud photos and information are wonderful! This same website has some unique UFO photos, information and links if you care to browse around enjoy.
www.valuca.piczo.com/.

Dibujos de Año Nuevo gratis:

Dibujos de Año Nuevo
Animados de gif, Clipart
¡Próspero Año Nuevo! Dibujos de Año Nuevo gratis. Clipart y animaciones de Feliz Año Nuevo gratis.
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My Onda!
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January 2008 CrazyWebsite.com is going Feature
Alien Abductions, UFO sightings, Alien Visitors and UFOs

You can look forward to the fun, funny and interesting internet exploration of Alien Abductions, Extraterrestrial beings, Alien Visitors and UFOs, UFO and Bible. There is a lot on the web of the topic Alien Visitors and UFOs and surprisingly UFO and the Bible; some websites are comedic and really hilariously funny but actually most of the Alien Visitor, Alien Abduction and UFO websites are dead serious. I am looking for funny like goofy Alien Abduction Websites and Cartoon Aliens not real aliens but I am going to give some time and links from the serious side of Alien Visitors and Alien Abduction (real Scary Alien Abductions)UFO and the Bible for those with open and undecided minds BECAUSE its all interesting. So come back soon for topics like these: UFO sightings, Alien abductions, bovine abductions, are the aliens here now? UFOs real or no? UFO pictures, Alien abduction stories, pictures of Aliens, extraterrestrial beings, UFOs and Religion, Military cover-ups, area 51 secret's, area 51 places, cartoon aliens, alien visitors ufos, area 51 maps, UFO and Bible...

I hope you have some fun here and come back soon this site is updated often; the last time this page was updated: yyymmdd ="0071211".

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