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Top Ten Deep Thoughts for 20092008 Thought #10Life is sexually transmitted. 2008 Thought #9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 2008 Thought #8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 2008 Thought #7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 2008 Thought #6Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 2008 Thought #5Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 2008 Thought #4All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 2008 Thought #3Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200. 00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? 2008 Thought #2In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Thought for 2008!We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Bonus Thought for 2008"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow". Best pages from a Blonds Year 2008 Diary:January 2008Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February 2008Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March 2008Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April 2008Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May 2008Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June 2008Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July 2008Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August 2008Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September 2008The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October 2008Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November 2008Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December 2008Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!  Astrology, Nostradamus and Bible Predictions 2009 at earthharvest.org Are you interested in how astrology will affect you in this New Year 2009, what your horoscope will be for 2009 or what are the predictions of Nostradamus for 2009? Many people find answers to questions about astrology, horoscopes and Nostradamus here.
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Great Insights for Life 2009; Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog???
- The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
- The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
100 years ago...
When the New Year 2009 rolls in it's fun to reflect on what important things happened and what changes have occurred in 2008 but its truly amazing when consider what it was like 100 years ago. Here are some interesting facts and U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907, just imagine 100 years ago...
- The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old.
- Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S had a bathtub.
- Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
- A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost $11.
- There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads
- The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
- Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California; with a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
- The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
- The average wage in the U.S. was 22 cents per hour.
- The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
- A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
a dentist made $2,500 per year,
a veterinarian $1,500 per year,
and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. - More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME.
- Ninety percent of all U.S. Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in thepress AND the government as "substandard."
- Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. - Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
- Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
- Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke - The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii, and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.
- The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!
- Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea hadn't been invented yet.
- There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
- Two out of every 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.
- Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
- Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."
- There were only about 230 reported Murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!
What California was like back in 1850, 158 years ago.
In 1850 California was either getting organized to become a state or a barely organized State.
- The State had no money.
- Most people spoke Spanish.
- There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, it was just like California today;
except the women had real breasts
and the men didn't hold hands.
Interisting Website about
the wonders in the U.S.A. :
The 7 Wonders of the U.S.A. -
This site has a page for each state and specifies 7 wonders for each state; you can then there are links to view each "wonder" with aerial views from Google Maps. Interesting and Cool website; what are the seven wonders in your state?
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The Funniest Quote of 2008:
Comming Soon!
50 Best Websites of 2008
Top 5 Websites for 2008 from TIME:
www.mozy.com/ Web Services Site - Mozy is the industry-leading solution for online backup - back up your important files, photos, documents and more over the internet.www.stumbleupon.com Social Network Website - StumbleUpon discovers web sites based on your interests, learns what you like and brings you more. Discover your web with StumbleUpon.
www.last.fm Audio & Video Website - The world's largest social music platform. Show off your taste, see what your friends are listening to, hear new music, get personal radio, recommendations, and downloads, all for free.
www.weebly.com Web Services Website - Weebly is by far the easiest way to create a free website or blog by using a simple drag and drop interface. Create free website and or blog.
www.etsy.com Arts and Leisure Website - Buy and sell all things handmade. A thriving online marketplace for all kinds of handmade items like clothing, jewelry, home decor, houswares and more...
50 Best Websites of 2008 from TIME -
Every year Time picks a great list of the top 50 websites based on what they think are the most modern, exciting and enriching sites on the internet; websites with exceptional style and extraordinary smarts, websites that present newer and better ways to help us create, access, and share content; sites that can enhance our lives both on and off line. Many of these are sites you never have visited but you should. Time also has a collection of must use websites they say we can't live without like Google, Amazon and Wikipedia as well as the 5 worst websites for 2008 Sites to Avoid, websites which you may not want to visit.
Funny quotes from President George Bush;
Here are my favorite Bushisms:
- "You know there are all these conspiracy theories that Dick runs the country, or Karl runs the country. Why aren't there any conspiracy theories that I run the country? Really ticks me off." --President Bush, at the 2006 Gridiron Dinner
- "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." - In reply to the question what was his best moment in office, May 7, 2006
- "The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." - Regarding Iraq, Nov. 4, 2006
- "I think, tide turning-- see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?" - Responding to whether the tide was turning in Iraq, June 14, 2006
- "You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone."
- May 5, 2006
BEST BLONDE JOKE
OF THE YEAR 2008
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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to Stop Alien Mind Control:
Protect yourself from
Alien Mind Control and
Abduction to UFOs by Aliens
Tired to of being abducted by Aliens? Are the UFO's in your neighborhood and the Aliens are controlling your thoughts? Help is here! This "how to" website gives detailed easy instructions to construct a "Thought Screen Helmet" which will not only keep the Aliens from getting into your head and controlling you thoughts but the Aliens can't transport you to their UFO when you are wearing this inexpensive easy to construct and highly fashionable Thought Screen Helmet. Stop being abducted to UFO's and having your mind controlled by Aliens build yourself a Thought Screen Helmet today!
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Strange Cloud Formations Photo Gallery
A most amazing gallery of incredible cloud formations, be patient this website page has many photographs and take a while to download but these cloud photos and information are wonderful! This same website has some unique UFO photos, information and links if you care to browse around enjoy.
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You can look forward to the fun, funny and interesting internet exploration of Alien Abductions, Extraterrestrial beings, Alien Visitors and UFOs, UFO and Bible. There is a lot on the web of the topic Alien Visitors and UFOs and surprisingly UFO and the Bible; some websites are comedic and really hilariously funny but actually most of the Alien Visitor, Alien Abduction and UFO websites are dead serious. I am looking for funny like goofy Alien Abduction Websites and Cartoon Aliens not real aliens but I am going to give some time and links from the serious side of Alien Visitors and Alien Abduction (real Scary Alien Abductions)UFO and the Bible for those with open and undecided minds BECAUSE its all interesting. So come back soon for topics like these: UFO sightings, Alien abductions, bovine abductions, are the aliens here now? UFOs real or no? UFO pictures, Alien abduction stories, pictures of Aliens, extraterrestrial beings, UFOs and Religion, Military cover-ups, area 51 secret's, area 51 places, cartoon aliens, alien visitors ufos, area 51 maps, UFO and Bible...
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