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Looking for a good classic Irish Blessing or a traditional Irish Toast?
Here are a few of the best traditional Irish Toasts:
Another Cold Beer:
"Here's to a long life and a merry one;
A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty girl and an honest one;
A cold beer* -- and another one!"
-Traditional Irish Toast
Wives and Girlfriends:
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!"
-Traditional Irish Toast
May You Be In Heaven Before the Devil Knows You're Dead:
"May you have food and raiment,
A soft pillow for your head,
and may you be forty years in heaven
before the devil knows you're dead!"
-Traditional Irish Toast
Live and Want Not:
"May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live."
-Traditional Irish Toast
Heaven Before the Devil Knows You're Dead II:
"May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you are dead."
-Traditional Irish Toast
Heavy Pockets Light Heart:
"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light;
May good luck pursue you each morning and night!"
-Traditional Irish Toast
AN IRISH BLESSING
May your neighbor respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
-an Irish Blessing
Classic Irish Blessing:
"May the road rise to meet you;
May the wind be always at your back;
May the sun shine upon your face,
the rains fall soft upon your fields,
and,
until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of his hand."
-Traditional Irish Blessing
You are an Angel on Earth:
"May God grant you years to live,
for sure He must be knowing
the earth has Angels all to few
and Heaven is overflowing."
-Traditional Irish Toast
Heaven Before the Devil Knows You're Dead II:
"May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you are dead."
-Traditional Irish Toast
Heaven Before the Devil Knows You're Dead II:
"May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you are dead."
-Traditional Irish Toast
May Your Purse Always Hold a Coin or Two:
"May your hands always have work to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow always be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you."-Traditional Irish Blessing
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News Flash: Ufologists and others are reporting a flap of sightings of small humanoid looking alien creatures which appears to have started up in Ireland and now encompasses the whole planet earth. Experts are saying that these are not extraterrestrials from outer space but an Irish type fairy called
Leprechauns
whose sightings increase each year in March (you may catch sight of one on the
Leprechaun Watch Web Cam ) and seem to coincide with the Saint Patrick's Day. Don't panic, this page has all the information and stuff to to help you survive this invasion tiny alien creatures. First you should have a good beer or Irish ale, here you will fine a traditional Irish Toast to wash it down with. You may want to brush up on the
history of this Saint Patrick guy, play a fun online Leprechaun Game and watch a good
Irish Movie to get you in the mood then you will need to wear green, drink some green beer and
party till the sheep come home! Don't forget your Saint Patrick's Day Decorations, show some good old Irish pride! Also your party day preparations might include the need for some good
Saint Patrick's Day Graphics; we've got
Shamrock Graphics,
Leprechaun Clipart, images of
outer space Irish creatures
from another galaxy, Outer Space Alien
Leprechaun Desktop Wallpaper and even some
coloring pages to print; I also found some
Leprechaun Screensavers. Also if you are throwing a Saint Patrick's Day or party or just want to set the holiday mood with some Saint Patrick's Day treats or an even a complete Irish meal you are going to need some
good Saint Patrick's Day Recipes! So happy Saint Patrick's day and have lots of safe fun! (don't drink and drive ya know)
An Funny Irish Pub Joke:
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.
They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE B$@T*RD!!!!"
More Irish Jokes for the adults:
Irish Pest Control:
A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he asked him.
'I'm an inspector from O'Bugs-B-Gone,' said the Irish exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little ba$@d*s!!!!'
Catholic Poor Box Donation: A married Irishman named Aidan went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' Aidan said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' Aidan left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused and touched the box for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' Aidan replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
Lemon Squeeze: There once was a young Irish woman named Megan who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' Megan said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times. 'The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' Megan asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
Catholic Dog:
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog named Brendan for company. One day Brendan died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
Donation:
Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'
Confession:
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
Paddy couldn't find a place to park.
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said,
'Never mind, I found one.'
Water to Wine!
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
'Just water,' says the priest.
The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
Do you want to go to Heaven?
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets,
'Do you want to go to heaven?'
The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man,
'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' was the man's reply.
'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said,
'Do you want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'
The priest said, 'I don't believe this.
You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said,
'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'
Gallagher dies!
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.
He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'
'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney.
'Where are ye callin' from?'
A broken bottle of whiskey each back pocket.
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.
She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'
Flynn said, 'Why do you say such a mean thing?'
'Well,' Mary said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly..
..it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
A Fight with the Little Woman.
Walking into the bar, Martin said to Sean the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Sean, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Martin replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch!
What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
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Guinness celebrates 250 years of brewing Irelands national drink!
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One of Ireland's claims to fame is Guinness; according to many Irish, Guinness is Ireland's national drink. In 2009 Guinness celebrates 250 years of brewing their world famous ale. Along the way besides producing the world's finest ale they have produced some very fun and creative ads. In celebration of their establishment in 1759 is this 17.59 second microscopic animated adventure taking place in a freshly drawn glass of Guiness:
History of Saint Patrick's Day
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As legend has it, Saint Patrick of the holiday Saint Patrick’s Day was of Wales, born in AD 385. He took on work as an Ireland bishop ironically after spending the first sixteen years of his life as a pagan. It took being captured and sold as a slave by Irish marauders to cause him to create a relationship with God.
He lived as a slave for six years before he escaped to Gaul. Here, he dedicated twelve years of his life to the monastery of Saint Germain, the Auxerre bishop, that he had escaped to and he firmly believed at the close of his studies that he was meant to convert pagan believers in the direction of God. The young lad of The Saint Patrick’s Day tale soon would travel back to Ireland to convert others to Christianity.
Saint Patrick carried on in this manner, establishing monasteries, schools and churches in Ireland for thirty years before retiring to a place named County Down, where he died in 461 AD. There is a vast amount of folklore that has never been substantiated. Some believed he raised people of the dead while other stories claim he eradicated all of the snakes of Ireland with one sermon. Even with such a religious background, Saint Patrick’s Day has come to be a secular holiday.
The ever-famous icon held in the three-leafed-shamrock comes from an Irish legend where Saint Patrick used this object to describe Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit as separate but connected entities. Believers gained a custom of wearing a shamrock on Saint Patrick’s day of feast.
America formally adopted this legend in 1737 when its people publicly celebrated the holiday in Boston. Today this ceremony includes the color of green to represent the shamrock, parades of celebration and the merry times of socializing with beer.
Interesting Online Video:"History of Saint Patrick's Day" from the History Channel
The linked page runs a series of related online videos to watch: "History of Saint Patrick's Day", runtime 4:20; "History of Beer", runtime 5:06; "Watch how drinking quickly lovers your faculties", runtime 8:30; "Strom Thurmond on the Kennedys runtime", :48; and "Irish Free State is declared", runtime :51.
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Saint Patrick's Day Party!
Party Supplies and Saint Patrick's Day Decorations
When you go out to a party or anywhere on Saint Patrick's Day you need to wear green or you will get pinched (an old Irish tradition started by school children); when you wear the green then it's also safe for you to pinch anyone else who is not. It's a great idea to have a few Irish sayings, songs and Blessings up your sleeve for the big day and the most popular Irish songs for Saint Patrick's are "Old Danny Boy" and "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling".
Here are the lyrics for the Irish song
"Danny Boy".
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
‘Tis you, ‘tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
‘Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an “Ave” there for me.
And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
"Danny Boy " here.
"When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" lyrics to the main chorus
When Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.
"When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" here.
Saint Patrick's Day Recipes!
Whether you are looking for an Irish banquet or just appetizers and treats for your Saint Patrick's Day party go with the tried and true; "Betty Crocker" has been helping us cook delicious food since 1921; some of Betty Crocker's ! Saint Patrick's Day Recipes are bound to help your Saint Patrick's Day Party a winner or try these Irish Recipes to set the Irish mood for your Saint Patrick's Day!
Irish Movies for Staint Patrick's Day
My Favorite Irish Movies:
1) Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959) -This is a great Irish Leprechaun movie, Disney fun entertainment for the whole family! Irishman Darby O'Gill (Albert Sharpe) finds himself face to face with magical little people -- leprechauns -- in this whimsical Disney gem. One of O'Gill's tall tales comes true when he captures the King of the Leprechauns (Not an actor a real Leprechaun King?), who must grant him three wishes. But all the wishes ultimately backfire, with comical results. Partly filmed on location, the movie co-stars Sean Connery (in an early role), Janet Munro and Estelle Winwood. The extras included on the DVD version of the film include a short documentary about the life of Sean Connery, who was quite young in this film and he sings too. Also this film also uses real leprechauns and some incredible surreal landscapes of Ireland which are the results of some pre-computer state of the art film effects; learn all about this in the "Making of Darby O'Gill and the Little People", which is included on the DVD. This movie is purportedly one of Walt Disney's most personal pet projects, Darby O'Gill shows the effort and care put into it. Even now the special effects hold up shockingly well.
2) The Quiet Man (1952) - This is the classic Hollywood view of Ireland and the Irish, starring John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara and directed by the great John Ford, best known for his classic Westerns starring John Wayne. It was shot in Ireland with Irish extras, and it was for years the quintessential Hollywood Irish movie.
3) Waking Ned Devine (1998) - When the residents of a poverty-stricken Irish village discover that someone in their midst has won a fortune in the lottery, the race is on to find the winner and part him from some of those winnings. This film is hilarious, with some wonderful visual gags and snappy, witty dialog.
4) Finian's Rainbow (1968) - Fred Astaire takes on his last lead musical role in Francis Ford Coppola's adaptation of "Finian's Rainbow." The tale centers on Irishman Finian (Astaire), who fights a leprechaun (Tommy Steele) over a pot of gold. Meanwhile, Finian's lovelorn daughter (Petula Clark) makes a wish that transforms the town's racist senator (Keenan Wynn) into a black man. Extras include the featurette "The World Premiere of Finian's Rainbow" and the trailer.
5) The Boys and Girl from County Clare (2005) - Sibling rivalry hits the stage as estranged brothers compete against each other at a music fest in this bittersweet tale set in Ireland. Returning home after over 20 years, Jimmy (Colm Meaney) is determined to see his band win a music competition, but not if brother John Joe (Bernard Hill) has anything to do with it. As the two pull dirty tricks on each other, John Joe's fiddler (Andrea Corr) catches the eye of a handsome lad in Jimmy's band.
6) Veronica Guerin (2003) - Based on a true story, this is about the Irish journalist Veronica Guerin (Cate Blanchett), a reporter for The Sunday Independent, who exposed some of Dublin's most powerful crime barons and drug lords in 1996.
7) Tristan and Isolde (2006) -This is a well made well acted movie about medieval love and war which take place in ancient Ireland during the dark ages after the fall of the Roman Empire; the story would be most easily described as King Arthur meets Romeo and Juliet; a story about an English prince who falls in love with an Irish princess but the star-crossed lovers must face separation and war among their friends and families. Although I believe this is a very good movie with great production values and fantastic acting it is also kind of dark and depressing. The truth is there are many sad Irish tales if you are looking for something fun, funny, inspiring, uplifting this is not it it.
8) My Left Foot (1989) - Daniel Day-Lewis' break-out role as Irish artist Christy Brown who was born with cerebral palsy yet learned to paint and write with his only controllable limb, his left foot. Like many Irish films, it is both funny and inspiring.
9) The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (1999) - A magical adventure unfolds when American Jack Woods (Randy Quaid) rents a quaint cottage in Ireland and finds, to his dismay, that the house is inhabited by a family of leprechauns. When one of the little guys (Colm Meaney) and his son crash the fairies' ball, a feud between the leprechauns and the fairies is rekindled. The Grand Banshee (Whoopi Goldberg) warns of terrible consequences, and Jack is chosen to make peace.
10) Excalibur (1981) - Director John Boorman's fantasy-like, Irish-made version of the legend of King Arthur shows off beautiful Irish scenery and is filled with talented Irish actors, including Liam Neeson in his first featured film role. Directed by Boorman on a shoestring budget yet it looks great.
11) A Very Unlucky Leprechaun (1998) - A little girl named Molly is determined to shake off the bad luck that's surrounded Misfortune Manor, a home she and her father have inherited in Ireland. What's causing the ill will? It seems the resident leprechaun Molly befriends has no luck at all, having not eaten a four-leaf clover in ages. Molly decides to fix that colossal oversight by growing her own lucky clovers. Tim Matheson and Lisa Thornhill star.
12) The Commitments (1991) - An entertaining, comic film about turning an Irishman's love of Motown and Soul Music into the founding of The Commitments, billed as "The World's Hardest Working Band," directed by Alan Parker.
13) Michael Collins (1996) - Irishman Liam Neeson stars in this historical tale set in 1916 about the founding of Ireland, the roots of the Irish Troubles and the Irish Republican Army. A good but not flawless narrative film version of this slice of history and an engrossing film. Directed by Neil Jordan, who also did "The Crying Game."
14) Bloody Sunday (2002) - Director Paul Greengrass does a documentary like recreation of the fateful North Ireland confrontation that became known as Bloody Sunday, which sparked the violence of the modern Irish Troubles. A serious, gritty film, it captures the emotional impact of the event by using as extras some of the people who were actually there for the massacre. The hand-held, documentary style makes you feel as if you are watching the actual news footage.
15) The Dead (1987) - Director John Huston's last film, based on a story by great Irish author James Joyce, starring the director's daughter Angelica Huston. A dream-like, gripping, art house style gem of a film.
16) The Butcher Boy (1997) - Director Neil Jordan's dark-humored, surreal, Sweeney Todd-like tale of a disturbed Irish boy, with a depressed mother and alcoholic father, who talks to a vision called Our Lady, played by Sinead O'Connor. An odd yet surprisingly funny art house film.
17) Breakfast on Pluto (2005) - In a new twist on a common theme, director Neil Jordan bring us another off-beat film, a dark comedy tale of a Candid-like transvestite against the backdrop of the Irish Troubles. The film stars Cillian Murphy and Liam Neeson
Funny Irish Jokes
for the Kids:
What better way to get in the Saint Patrick's Day spirit than with a Irish good joke. Here are St. Patrick's Day jokes for kids collected from around the web. These are all G-Rated and reasonably good taste. Remember that jokes are more than just fun. Telling jokes helps develop language skills and though it may make you groan, the pun is the highest form of language development. So go ahead - act like the dork you are and help your children learn at the same time with these cute St. Patrick's Day jokes for kids:
Staint Patrick:
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford the plane fare.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
Because it was too far for them to crawl.
Irish, Ireland:
Why do the Irish wear shamrocks?
Because "real" rocks are too heavy!
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter!
What does Ireland have more of than any other country?
Irishmen!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O'furniture!
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
'Top o' the moooooaahhhning!
What's big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain!
Luck & Leprechauns:
Why is it so hard to get cash from Leprechanuns?
Because they are always a little short!
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!
Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
They like to "GO" first class!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A little green man with a croak of gold!
Did you hear about the leprechaun who went to jail?
He was a lepre-con!
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
He was a short-order cook!
Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
Yeah, but only a little!
Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they're very short-tempered!
What baseball position do leprechauns usually play?
Shortstop!
What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk!
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green
Found at Last! Real Alien
Those tricky Aliens, this one tried to disguise himself as a Leprechaun for Saint Patrick's Day! I have some
CLIPART
of his image in the new Strange Saint Patrick's Day Graphics Collection as well as some other quite unusual Irish Clipart for your Saint Patrick's Day Pleasure.
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Saint Patrick's Day Leprechaun Flash Game:
Play Saint Patrick's Day Parade Charade Game
Use your mouse button to steer the leprechaun down the Saint Patrick's Day parade route and avoid the police barriers, balloons, trash cans, and goblins in his path or the game's over. This is a fun Saint Patrick's Day Irish game to play; watch out the more green beer you drink the harder Charade is to Play.
Traditional Irish
Blessing, Music
Irish Country Photos
Traditional Irish Blessing Text from the above online Irish Blessing, Irish Music and Ireland Countryside Photos Video:
I wish you not a path devoid of clouds,
Nor a life on a bed of roses,
not that you might never need regret,
nor that you should never feel pain.
No, that is not my wish for you.
My wish for you is:
That you might be brave in times of trial,
when others lay crosses upon your shoulders.
When mountains must be climbed
and chasms are to be crossed;
when hope scarce can shine through.
That every gift God gave you might grow along with you.
And let you give the gift of joy to those who care for you.
That you may always have friend
who is worth that name.
Whom you can trust,
and helps you in times of sadness.
Who will deify the storms of daily life at your side.
One more wish I have for you:
That in every hour of joy and pain you might feel God close to you.
This is my wish for you and all who care for you,
This is my hope for you for now and forever.
Traditional Irish Blessing Flash Music Video Credits:
( e-water.net flash video - Unknown Irish Author, translated by Charles Mitchell Music by Joanie Madden - Down by The Sally Gardens)
King on the Hill, Medieval Irish Castle Game
Since Saint Patrick's Day is on the way I got you a medieval Irish castle. Problem is everyone wants to take your little piece of Ireland away! Erin Go Braugh, defend your medieval Irish Castle to the death in this fun game "King of the Hill"!
Ireland Leprechaun Watch Web Cam:
Catch a glimpse of a Real Leprechaun,
view the Leprechaun Watch Web Cam
Looking to catch a Leprechaun or at least catch glimpse of a real Leprechaun? Catch a glimpse of a Leprechaun or some other real Irish Fairy using this
"Leprechaun Watch: Hidden Leprechaun Watch Cam"
set up in a tree watching an Irish meadow which is frequented by real Leprechauns and other kinds of Irish Fairies, and yes I really did see something.
St Patty's Coloring Sheet Pages to Print:
Saint Patrick's Day
print and color Leprechaun
Cartoon Shamrock Coloring Page
Saint Patrick's Day
print and color Shamrock
Happy St Patty's Day
Leprechaun Riding a Frog Coloring Page
Saint Patrick's Dayprint and color Leprechaun
Purchase some Irish Music On CD or DVD:
Purchase a Leprechaun or Irish Movie on DVS:
Navagation for Saint Patrick's Day Pages at CrazyWebsite.com
